Day One - Our chance to show that we DO have some clean kit !!

Almost Gower-esque - but still can't get it off the square!!

Martin Colvin , he looks like a cricketer !!

Strike 1 !!!!

As James launches into a fine cover drive his colon finally sees its chance to escape

Honestly, this one will turn !!

Martin Colvin , he looks like a cricketer

The umpire decides to pass the time by doing impressions of teapots

At Leafy Grange retirement home residents enjoy participating in all manner of outdoor pursuits !!

Channel Five bosses admit under funding new Baywatch TV series

Martin celebrates the latest win with his new invisible friend Toby

As Youcef gets settled at the crease Eddie takes time to revisit his favourite dream playing Julia Robert's body double in Pretty Woman

Rob Ball regales the group in luridly graphic detail with tales of his sexual prowess

Last nights conquest is found to be toxic

Toby has lost his powers !!

Noel is in shock as Youcef accepts his first deal of a pound!

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